Computer Joke

Lewinsky Virus:

Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then e-mails everyone about what it did.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Kenneth Starr Virus:

Completely examines every aspect of your computer,
then compiles a complex report that discredits every
aspect of your computer.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Ronald Reagan Virus:

Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Mike Tyson Virus:

Quits after two bytes.
Spits everything out.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Oprah Winfrey Virus:

Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB,
then slowly expands to 200 MB.
- - - - - - - - - - -
Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus:

Deletes all old files.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Ellen Degeneres Virus:

Disks can no longer be inserted.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Titanic Virus:

Your whole computer goes down.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Disney Virus:

Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Prozac Virus:

Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Joey Buttafuoco Virus:

Only attacks minor files.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus:

Terminates some files, leaves, but it vill be baaack.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Lorena Bobbit Virus:

Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Viagra Virus:

Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Clinton Virus:


Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.