If you smile..:)

That your smile is not extinguished, If a love goes away,
That your tears are of joy and of pain If it returns to remain and it does not stop to play
That you can support the pain, That you can be strong, and not to cry, That the life follows although not this a our side,
But if it decides to remain We make a celebration....
But if that love.... It decides to leave..... That your smile, is not extinguished.... So that you find another equal one....

Prediction (joke)

A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people
predict the future with cards?"

His response was, "My mother can."

The teacher replied, "Really?"

The young boy was quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look
at my report card and tells me what will happen when my
father gets home

Vogue-Madonna

The homework (jokes)

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students
should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the
following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.

15 minutes looking for assignment.

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.

8 minutes in the bathroom.

10 minutes getting a snack.

7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

How you made....?? (joke)

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."

"And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked.

"Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

Extreme-more than words

Frozen-Madonna